Dont I ever think Of anything , but college ?
Cant help it , our teachers expect us to be there for forever.....all they hope for is that we never live like civilized " life like " beings....human is way too far......
Be on time to college , that too dot 8 , when even the college shutters dont open that early....and taking attendance on entering , is past me totally!!!!
You manage to somehow , to finish all assignments , dodge tests and stuff till late night and sometimes even remember in the wee hours of morning that printouts are remaining , and call up friends and ask them to do it for you , manage to jump across all those craters on the road , become a laughing stock of passerbys , who know "this ones going to mescoe" , and after all this REACH college , run up those watery stairs , stinky loos, and get a "why late ..come thru " look and yet not be marked present for the lecture......how bad can that get...

A tests due for tomorrow , 4 complete units , full of theory......
Recollecting those chapters is another big headache , maybe its just my problem, I totally lack memory power.
And here I am eventually doing nothing , but listening to loud music , with curious parents , in the neighbouring room , wondering , " where's this brat going to land".
Haha , Now I see my father , with that "I give up" expression and throws up his hands in the air.......Poor chap....
His child is desperately trying finishing up her " herculean task" of " studying.

crossroads...

Crossroads......

Its troubling me.....,almost for a week now, leaving an already frustrated mind in fresh turmoil.
People who know what they want to do , are the luckiest people on the planet .
This what I conclude out of all the thinking i've done.
What a waste of time.....though , prioritising your interests ....and landing up in bigger puzzle.
GRE,GMAT,GATE,CAT.....holy crap.....!!!!!!
or...should it be non technical.....like an MBA , what not!!!
or the only solution nowadays...BPO's. A big full-stop put there...

Wasn't engineering supposed to guarantee a safe and secure future ......?
Or like some wise retired engineer said ," Hell for 4 years ,and heaven for 40 years.."
But that rule doesn't seem to apply any longer,especially after everything going so tech savvy
now,new stuff being made everyday!!!You feel like screaming....hey..wait a sec... guys where are we heading towards?Give me some direction...

Decisions,decisions and decisions.......
And the end of it ....I console myself , by saying first things first......and move on.....go with the flow.
Besides there's a C.O test to study for....(on a very sad note..sniff)!!

Dont even think of understanding........

Blog Of The day...my friends....(and girl friends...) heehee...I will not forget what happened to shala this morning......guess what ..." girl friends back in action"....whoa!!!
Okay..................leaving the unapproved behaviour aside.....
Having nothing special to blog about today,
Here I list "THE TOP 5 CONVERSTIONS OF THE DAY"!!!

1) At around ....8:30 am Mrs.hmmm...Ridh...said " S(period) E(period) E(period) M (period)S(period)
I repit ....(period) Sims"
In short , nothing except intervals of gesturing , nodding movements..meaning ....
" Everything will be taught tomorrow , balls to u for the moment"
And there's never a tomorrow for the kind lady..........


2) Lyyne...lynne..lyneeee.....lyyne.....lyyne....!!!!!
Resonating sounds of "yyyyyy" from the corners of the room.
30 questions thrown ......and 10 marks to be obtained after learning 4-5 goliath sized chapters....
Everythings fair in ...........lyyne..lyynee..lyyne

3)" WHAM.....BOOM.....i dont care....KABOOM....CRASH.....THAK..THAK....i have spoken to.....DHOOM.....i cant give up the lecture........WHAM...........why late...?DISHKYAOO....off?.......BOOOOOOOO.........blah..blah.....blah.........
SETTLE DOWN....!!!! silence......
onwards.....10 assignments....a gzillion tests onwards......soft , hard ,semi hard copies of progs ...onwards......."....


4) " Now here in this case.......eeejhed teeransphorum ......
ununderstandable gibberish....THOU SHALL NOT TALK...pleaseee....

5) 12 :30 pm :- "RISHAAAAAIIOOOOOOEEOOWW.....
WAAAAAAAHHHH.................

6) 12:30 " onward":-
A lab w/o sardar, silent and commotionless...........


Warning : - Resemblance to any person dead or alive is purely incidental.....
I have let the general public now know of my mental state of mind after a program
of assembly language programming........
Well ,as of now, this is all my brain cell can output after each line of C.O that I have managed to shove inside......

An Incident to remember.......

Phew... ....A weekend finally......
Atleast for name sakes......
And another spree of tests and assignments scheduled for the coming week.....
Dont Our faces convey the message.....?
Speaking Of faces , and the cribbing , I remembered......
As usual , I had been cribbing , and this time it was something that I didnt get from my parents....something very stupid and momentary......its like those things that you long to have , and when u know you're not going to be getting one of those, " grapes are sour" types.....
A new bright black guitar that i had seen at the music store.....
Man ....did I long for that one....a sleek shiny black hobner.
And as ALL ENDS WELL.....my new found pal , was rejected by a gesture made by my pa....to the shopkeeper,which said "naah.....she dan't deserve that beauty".
Everything shattered......as usual.......
While , I almost drank my tears , the whole way back , cursing myself , everybody around me, my very existence(heehee)...and how unlucky I was , and how God was always mean to me ,etc...etc , I realised that I had to pick up my bike given for servicing.
As I entered a garage , I saw a small kid running around , might have been 6-7 yrs old......
I had to wait for sometime for the bike,so I decided to make myself comfortable, and sat on a old bench nearby.
As I waited , I noticed that this little boy , who I mistook for any other normal child,was actually a worker of the garage!!!!
Very soon,I saw him ,moving a KINECTIC HONDA to make place for the other new ones coming in....
Something very heavy for a 7 yr old!!!! Not only this , Pulling out screws, hauling huge tyres from one place to another,not forgetting to get his boss ,a hot cup of " cutting chai" from the kettle at the same time.....!!!! So much of work.....!!!
Dirty , soiled , tiny hands that were supposed to be coloring pictures at the school nursery, were actually drilling , cleaning old machine parts......
I spoke to the older man ,at the garage ,who said that this kids parents couldn't afford a 3 square meals a day, forget school.And here i was a minute ago , crying my lungs out for something ....
I was stone struck....one of the harsh realities of life....and people like me ...enjoying all the luxuries of life ....without even realising the pain , struggle involved in making that happen.
I remembered all my grumpy faces , fights put up with my dad, all those nakhras for eating etc.etc..etc....and then that kid's face.
One thing , I definitely know , that some change has taken place in me...maybe a teeny weeny percent.....but something that I will never ever ever forget.........

Insanity...Insanity..Insanity.......!!!!!
I don' t remember the last time i behaved like a normal ,"matured" "human" being!!
Haha....
As a result , parents who used to generally pass off weird noises , vipulgiri...(a very long story to enumerate..) as a passing phase of "TEENage......,have stopped and taken notice.....
I managed to asked them why...they felt that way...and why I should behave in a particular manner...
The answer came as a real shock..."because UR BIG NOW !!!!".
I actually had to stop and think......man...im not a teenager anymore.....freak....I'm gonna actually going to turn twenty .... next month.....
That thought completely freaked me out .Imagine having to behave like a grown up ,shouldering responsibilities, no more cooshiee cooing by ma and pa......
yikes....!!!!!
Such a shuddering thought ..well , WHY GROW.......COME THROUGH ....( tch...tch)!

Independent.....???

A Brand New Day!!!And Independence Day too.....!!!!!!
And Independence Day....after school and junior college ......:)
No more march pasts....and long boring speeches ....by the chief guests,and the funniest...the human pyramid , and being the base of the pyramid...gosh......
I remember , till around the 6th-7th standard...(i.e till I remained a tiny puny kid)I was put right on top...and gradually as the years passed by, I kept coming down(...thanks to my short recess "wada pav" eating habit)...
We had to jog up to the place where our princi..(the stern looking , but good at heart types nun)...and the chief guest were seated, and then start.....
Girls , at the bottom of the pyramid(including me) came first ..then the others.on top of them...then all the groaning would start...If anyone would want to hear girls hurling abuses...at one another...this was it ..Our sabji walli would have had competition.....
Little did we know..that our Physical training ( Physical torture...it sure was!! ) teacher....
who looked no less than a revised all improved version of DRACULA ..only difference being that this LADY DRACULA weighed a rough 100-120 kilograms....., was right there....!!!!
If the show did go well,she wouldn't say a word......and if something went wrong....one can imagine...she would hurl the same abuses at us....(with that twinkle in her eyes...that say....cmon u little brats....I know what u guys are up too...)!!!!!


And ,who could forget those tiny flags that we would get to pin up on our tunics......
And since,our rickshawwalla uncle used to say " balls to u" on independence day........
we all kids had to run behind ...our so favourite PMT buses..full of grumpy passengers ..and a good hearted conductor....who always remembered to wake up tired children...when their stop had come.....

So much more.....
I'd love to be back there again......and see what I'd do given a second chance...!!!
well, here i am sitting at home on Independence Day,writing sick and never ending programs and assignments.........
Good Lord,when am I gonna get freed of these???????

There's a God!!!

ya..im continuing......(haan..haan)

So,where was I? Oh, at the loo...!!
Well,today everyone at college would certainly agree with me...about beating up our college architect...
I entered college today...so pissed with the idea of attending lectures till 3pm.....
when..I saw mr.jain...aka saurabh, brandishing his usual smile ....this time...wider than ever...
why..? last night's rains? haha....ONE NIGHT'S RAIN managed to somehow flood the indoors of college..including the
computer lab...!!!???
The whole corridor ....filled with water..peons helplessly looking on...
wondering " do I have to clean that up?".....well they did have to eventually.....but one of them...also managed to take sweet revenge
and splashed water around on students passing by....!#$%#%^ !!!
And...no pracs! But again....my kind teacher..decided to continue taking the lecture ..no matter..what.
She threw a whole set of assignments on us (again!)..and this time...during the lecture...something went wrong with her...
maybe she was feeling a bit ticklish or something...she was dyingg to laugh in class.
And she was soo confident that...her lab computers didn't ...(wouldn't) get spoilt...!!!
So,for the time being,the whole of my class is secretly conspiring to prove her wrong...!!!
Little does the lady know who she's up against!

Welcome to Mescoe College Campus...a walk up from the parking lot to the
'main' building..as a stranger or maybe even a college student wouldn't know...
whats awaiting them...in a few seconds from thereon....

Enter the building ,to see the way to the entrance to the principal's office
in a complete mess...muck..water..eeuww...well its dangerous to move on further..
mainly because...ahem...myne( do i hear someone clearing his throat...)its more hilarious than
dangerous ...its my principal...asking a certain set of young adolescents...to celebrate friendship day
by being friends with books.....!!!Well,if any of those students wud have asked....books???from where?library.?...no..no....
not from this library....
Describing the principal....oh no..i suppose I'd have to write an Upanishad or something to talk about that dude...
Has never learnt to say anything ,but "no" .period.
Well, since i intend to stay in the college for more 2 years...I better not say anything more....

Moving On ....A very pleasing stench greets u.....I'd really like to slap the architect of this monument....our college...
whovever has heard of a loo...at the very entrance of the building....shiii....
And,the guys loo.....door ajar....(god bless people entering that place)


...to be continued...........

Die All U men!!

phew.....dog tired after a long day..today...!!!!!
loads and loads of assignments....These are definitely going to kill
me....woh.......
And whole day..just staring at a totally inanimate ...object..my computer...
My eyes are hurting...and im wondering what im gonna write about today....

well,read swami's brothers blogs...what an impressive way of writing...I must say...
hilarious too....(not the women drivers one though)......

Cant Understand what problem men have with women..Firt of all,They are the ones...who
break traffic rules....speed like someones shoved something in the wrong place...and in the rains....
zooooooom through the road.....irrespective of whether there's muck,gravel,rain water....subjecting other people
in close proximity to the vehicle ....to a shower of god knows..what not.....!!!

yes,and I'm not yet done....i do remember the rickshawalla's..#Q$^^#%&%^Q#$^!
formula 1 on indian roads....squeeze they way through the biggest of traffic jams...
abuse...people who tend to oppose...,in short have a gala time on the road...!!!!
ALL MEN!!!MCP's!!!!


Now whose to blame....?

yipee...its sunday...!!!

hey...im beginning to write more blogs than ever.....!!!
a very bright and shiny sunday.....yayyyy!!!!!!!
(ya...leaving aside all our assignments and damned submissions)!!


For a change...got up before time..and got dressed...prayed..
and i know..i havent felt this nice ...during the whole week...!
and after all the cribbing....now..it doesnt even matter...its about how
wonderful this very moment is.....

And somehow...today...I noticed..how green and beautiful everything looks...after the rain.
And everything's so chilled ...no hustle bustle at home..no restless and late parents rushing for office..
at this point of tyyyme(haha)...i would really like to pause time..and havent decided wot i'd do then...
man ....this..is it....!!!!!

guess..who's back!!!

wow...im another day older today......!!!!
ie..on the 7th august...."me"..as i would like to call myself...because
of the "many" names that people fantasize in addressing me,
spent all day at a friends place trying to figure out the lil project due..
accompanying me was "l'il vippul" aka sharda..
phew...that was a task that we managed to finish...irrespective of the
outrageous ...comments..passed on us..by a frannd who we happened to turn for help..
all i have to say to that individual..is..."BOO!!!!"
we managed to finish it before u managed to..haha


besides , i'd like to take that remark with a "pinch of salt".
My comrades and me have decided to boycott you for the time being....haha
aahhh...feeling so nice...after getting that all out.....
"never mind"...thats the only thing ..that we said to pacify...our deeeply hurt..poor selves...
But I am proud of BOTH of my vipuuls...namely choti and pandri vipul..(and ofcourse...myself..jomy!)
WE ROCK!!!!

ok....I think i shudn't get 2 carried away...let me see what my teacher says...
THHHHHHHHEEN...ill continue .....

well,as of today....let me see...
its one of those days...(atleast for me)where you are forced to think...
where am i heading towards?...do i know that...?i guess with the kind of life engg gives.....i guess its no...

Well, most of my fellow strugglers in the same area, and me have learnt to live with it.
Yet, god knows why...we all continue talking about it time and again....
and we do it online too....ie on www.tecomp.co.nr...

leaving aside all the "thoughts for the day"...
I hate to sound cynical and grumpy all the time...but stuff actually happens to me...
My bike gets stuck :) again on the road....and that leaves me stranded on a totally "crowded" road..with actually no one to lend a helping hand.

I attend college....realise that..i left my submission file at home....
Rushed back,with petrol to refuel my bike...and also to get my "damned" file!!!!!
Enter late,to see the teacher frowning as usual.....
ok...more...no printouts...take them during the lab session...
after which the "funniest incident of the day" took place....
The dippy dude....fell from her stool...with keyboard and all...in her lap....ohhhh...lord..
For a split second...no one moved...she also...shocked...and after a second...everybody was looking away to laugh...ohh..was 2 fuunny....that somehow..made my day...(sorry...dippy)
Well...i think that was it...for today...and seriously i dont know how to end this...so...
so..wot?

Holy crap....!!!!!!

All I can see around is water , water.....and water!!The last whole week
its been pouring cats and dogs..
And as it has been always, its causing serious damage ...as in to my only mode of transport
my bike(which agaaain skidded on a drop of oil ...on the road).

The atmosphere in college is worse...teachers who used to frown at us before...frown even more!!
To add to my misery....I lose my I-card,get lame excuses from the ever lazy librarian that he cant help me out.
Come home, to see everyone at home.....wrapped up in blankets..snoring away...and no one even to get you, your much deserved steaming cuppa !!
This totally deprived child, asks all the resolutions made after the results were out,to take a hike..and decides to take a nice plunge into her ever cozy bed
Only to realise that...all...all..all..practical submission work is pending(as usual)!

And its supposed to be only the beginning....like my c.o teacher believes...and that life's a picnic.
little does the kind lady..realise..that life's really a bitch at this point of time...!!
Even after all this, some people(including my mom) still believe that the rains are a blessing,
and that even the rain gods are happy..because the bjp government has left and that congress has taken over!!!
weird....
anyways... the moral of the story is...."Life gets (no) Better by the day...!!!"
and .....jalpa is.......$%^@#^^$!!!